i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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