Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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