how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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