Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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