No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
