I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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