woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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