I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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