Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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