Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
