I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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