return my video game
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
