apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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