What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think I am morally bankrupt
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
i think my cat just said my name.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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