So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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