your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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