she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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