he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Do plants get herpes?
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