White coat. Heels.
there was a trapeze. enough said
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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