Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
