Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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