Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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