i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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