He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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