I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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