To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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