How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
Randomize
