Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Oh Jesus.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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