Porn is love you can see.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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