i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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