Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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