whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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