after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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