Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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