What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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