fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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