doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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