why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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