just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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