summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Bring me that man meat
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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