Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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