I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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