Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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