sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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