Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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