I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
