I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Randomize
