Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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