so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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