Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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